k1mkardashian:

imagine if ed sheeran and benedict cabbagepatch somehow had a baby lmfao

ilikechildren-fried:

juguetona:

why can’t my life be produced by speed weed?

do you want an empty life or a meaningful death? 

this is what you paid 1.1 billion for yahoo

gossipgran:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

(via itsrickonbitch)

Anonymous asked: I hate having a job because it means I don't get to tumblr stalk you daily and I have to catch up on your whole life in one go and can we hang out soon and I don't know why this won't let me go off anon but this is Holly and I miss you bye

this message is really creepy until you get to the end

also

i miss u too and sorry i couldn’t meet up on Friday but uggh seriously i got home from work and went into a 14 hour coma

i wonder if there’s a mrs.speed weed?

why can’t my life be co-produced by speed weed?

thornily:

• for single song downloads go here.
• to download whole playlists, use this. 
• now weep with happiness etc etc.

(via jen-suis)

superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

(via minor-womens-whiplash)