May 2013
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
k1mkardashian:
imagine if ed sheeran and benedict cabbagepatch somehow had a baby lmfao
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ilikechildren-fried:
juguetona:
why can’t my life be produced by speed weed?
do you want an empty life or a meaningful death?
this is what you paid 1.1 billion for yahoo
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gossipgran:
i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks
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Anonymous asked: I hate having a job because it means I don't get to tumblr stalk you daily and I have to catch up on your whole life in one go and can we hang out soon and I don't know why this won't let me go off anon but this is Holly and I miss you bye
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i wonder if there’s a mrs.speed weed?
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why can’t my life be co-produced by speed weed?
downloading from 8tracks.
thornily:
for single song downloads go here.
to download whole playlists, use this.
now weep with happiness etc etc.
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superblys:
itbewolf:
superblys:
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is
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themisadventuresofmaddy:
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
there
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care...
youngstero:
SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
does it count if it’s just my mom??
poorchrysalis:
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
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monstruo-espagueti asked: me encannnnnnnnta tutu mblr
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the word pretty has always irked me so i’m all for the growing popularity of this ‘6 letters will never be enough to contain me’ business
but
what if the definition of pretty evolves into ‘sweetly cloying and insignificant’
cuz that’s what that word feels like to me
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i hope one day to become the kind of person that can only be described as ‘raw as fuck’ you know??
“Please don’t look away,
have the courage to stare back,
to stare back at me.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
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the-rest-in-trumpets:
katswhiskers:
velvetonions:
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
Oreothello
Rolo and Juliet
Macberry
Mars Ado About Nothing
Antonutella and Cleopatra
Merchocolate of Venice
Two Gentlemint of Verona
Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
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This website maps every recurring joke on Arrested... →
thebluthcompany:
usnews:
An interactive visualization of running jokes in Arrested Development.
This is amazing.
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“SpongeBob SquarePants is a great show, and it centers on a character that is...”
– Vince Gilligan, creator of Breaking Bad (via bryko)
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what if i stop making my text posts private
¿?
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dios
dame fuerza para aceptar que la llegada del verano significa pasar aproximadamente 937856294375 horas depilandome
todo
los
santos
dias
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