August 2012
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corbinbluecheese:
nothing is worse than a girl who’s like 20% Italian and literally only talks about the fact that she’s Italian
gayn:
i dont think ill ever get over the fact that ill never know what its like to have a boner
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when cute boys take off their sweatshirts in class and their t-shirt comes like halfway up their torso
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I have this very legitimate fear that UCL will figure out that I’m a dummy and withdraw the offer
on the plus side that would mean I won’t have to continue this desperate and hopeless search for a job and a cheap place that isn’t a heaping pile of filth and decay
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montypythonandtheholyblog:
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
❤
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lnternetexplorers:
how do people just have casual sex with random strangers i can’t even order pizza over the phone
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joydivsion:
taking my bra off after a hard day of having breasts
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steferine:
what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once
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macdaddyc:
I do this awesome thing where I overthink everything and just assume everyone hates me and then end up hating myself it’s so cool
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omgrunlol:
powerlesbian:
today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call
can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
oh my god
