monstruo-espagueti asked: me encannnnnnnnta tutu mblr
i’m posting this because everyone who speaks even a little español needs to check her out
y tambien porq 
the word pretty has always irked me so i’m all for the growing popularity of this ‘6 letters will never be enough to contain me’ business
but
what if the definition of pretty evolves into ‘sweetly cloying and insignificant’
cuz that’s what that word feels like to me
i hope one day to become the kind of person that can only be described as ‘raw as fuck’ you know??
"Please don’t look away,
have the courage to stare back,
to stare back at me."
have the courage to stare back,
to stare back at me."
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Oreothello
- Rolo and Juliet
- Macberry
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
(via devoureth)
This website maps every recurring joke on Arrested Development
An interactive visualization of running jokes in Arrested Development.This is amazing.
"SpongeBob SquarePants is a great show, and it centers on a character that is courageously nice. Why is SpongeBob interesting? It’s because he has passion. He has a passion for chasing jellyfish. I’m very glad people love Breaking Bad, but the harder character to write is the good character that’s as interesting and as engaging as the bad guy. My hat is off to the SpongeBob showrunners. It’s like how Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backward and in high heels. That’s kind of the struggle you face when you’re writing the good guy now instead of a bad guy."
